Monthly Archives: November 2010

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Rajnikanth Fortune

% curl ‘http://hsonline.wordpress.com/2010/10/28/101-rajnikanth-jokes/’ |sed -n -e ‘s,^.*[[:digit:]]\+[[:space:]]*\.[[:space:]]*\([^<]*raja\?i\?ni[^<]\+\).*$,\1\n%,igp’ >rajnikanth % strfile rajnikanth "rajnikanth.dat" created There were 101 strings Longest string: 190 bytes Shortest string: 27 bytes % fortune rajnikanth Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune rajnikanth Rajinikanth can speak Braille. monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune rajnikanth Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. [...]

Zen Koan?

Disciple : O Master! How old art thou ? Master : 16 (after 2 years) Disciple : O Master! How old art thou ? Master : 16 (after 2 years) Disciple : O Master! How old art thou ? Master : 16 Disciple : O Master! Please enlighten thy disciple, how could you still be [...]

Soviet Russia Fortune

monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % curl ‘http://pastebin.com/download.php?i=9G3Yajss’ |sed -e ‘s,^[[:space:]]*$,%,g’ >soviet-russia % Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed 100 2540 100 2540 0 0 2637 0 –:–:– –:–:– –:–:– 3931 monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % strfile soviet-russia There were 57 strings Longest string: 82 bytes Shortest string: 36 bytes monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ [...]

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