Rajnikanth Fortune

% curl 'http://hsonline.wordpress.com/2010/10/28/101-rajnikanth-jokes/' |sed -n -e 's,^.*[[:digit:]]\+[[:space:]]*\.[[:space:]]*\([^<]*raja\?i\?ni[^<]\+\).*$,\1\n%,igp'  >rajnikanth
% strfile rajnikanth
"rajnikanth.dat" created
There were 101 strings
Longest string: 190 bytes
Shortest string: 27 bytes
% fortune rajnikanth
Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune rajnikanth
Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune rajnikanth
Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune rajnikanth
Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune rajnikanth
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune rajnikanth
Rajnikanth taught Voldemort Parseltongue.
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune rajnikanth
Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.

Courtesy: OldMonk, hsonline.

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One Comment

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Posted 20110602 at 101259 | Permalink | Reply

    This is nice. I’m planning to use it for my .sig

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