Soviet Russia Fortune

monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % curl ‘http://pastebin.com/download.php?i=9G3Yajss’ |sed -e ‘s,^[[:space:]]*$,%,g’ >soviet-russia % Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed 100 2540 100 2540 0 0 2637 0 –:–:– –:–:– –:–:– 3931 monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % strfile soviet-russia There were 57 strings Longest string: 82 bytes Shortest string: 36 bytes monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ [...]

QOTN

Machines are always better than humans.

QOTD

At some point, bits have to go into packets and routers need to make decisions on them. Changes at that level is what I want to hear about, not strategic company relationships. — John Carmack

Why UNIX geeks feel the need of wife ?

Since all UNIX geeks possess a large fortune db and according to Law of Jane Austen, It is a universal truth that a single man with a large fortune is in need of a wife..

hacker, n.:

hacker, n.: Originally, any person with a knack for coercing stubborn inanimate things; hence, a person with a happy knack, later contracted by the mythical philosopher Frisbee Frobenius to the common usage, ‘hack’. In olden times, upon completion of some particularly atrocious body of coding that happened to work well, culpable programmers would gather in [...]