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Soviet Russia Fortune

monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % curl 'http://pastebin.com/download.php?i=9G3Yajss' |sed -e 's,^[[:space:]]*$,%,g' >soviet-russia
  % Total    % Received % Xferd  Average Speed   Time    Time     Time  Current
                                 Dload  Upload   Total   Spent    Left  Speed
100  2540  100  2540    0     0   2637      0 --:--:-- --:--:-- --:--:--  3931
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % strfile soviet-russia
There were 57 strings
Longest string: 82 bytes
Shortest string: 36 bytes
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune soviet-russia
"In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!"
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune soviet-russia
cYnic: In Soviet Russia, consequences are the same?
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune soviet-russia
"In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!"
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune soviet-russia
"In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!"
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune soviet-russia
"In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!"
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune soviet-russia
catastrophe: In Soviet Russia, catastrophe messes with Sy.
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune soviet-russia
abbe: In Soviet Russia, Big Brother knows everyone's ASL :(
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune soviet-russia
"In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!"
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune soviet-russia
catastrophe: In Soviet Russia, strangers don't ask asl.
monte-cristo.france!abbe:~ % fortune soviet-russia
"In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!!"

QOTN

Machines are always better than humans.

QOTD

At some point, bits have to go into packets and routers need to make
decisions on them. Changes at that level is what I want to hear about, not
strategic company relationships.
        -- John Carmack

Why UNIX geeks feel the need of wife ?

Since all UNIX geeks possess a large fortune db and according to Law of Jane Austen, It is a universal truth that a single man with a large fortune is in need of a wife..

hacker, n.:

hacker, n.:
        Originally, any person with a knack for coercing stubborn inanimate
        things; hence, a person with a happy knack, later contracted by the
        mythical philosopher Frisbee Frobenius to the common usage, 'hack'.
        In olden times, upon completion of some particularly atrocious body
        of coding that happened to work well, culpable programmers would gather
        in a small circle around a first edition of Knuth's Best Volume I by
        candlelight, and proceed to get very drunk while sporadically rending
        the following ditty:

                Hacker's Fight Song

                He's a Hack!  He's a Hack!
                He's a guy with the happy knack!
                Never bungles, never shirks,
                Always gets his stuff to work!

All take a drink (important!)